Day: April 3, 2019

ITALIANS (Homo Pesadísimus) Swarm our beaches in swarms of up to 50 specimens, harassing relentlessly every aunt they catch, or failing that, anything with feminine form that is put to shot. The cause of such craving is that almost all those who come are from the Naples or Sicily, and […]

An old lady once went to the Bank of Canada carrying a bag full of money. He insisted that he wanted to talk to the President of the Bank to open a savings account “It’s a lot of money!” After much discussion, they took her to the President of the […]

When Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon for the first time, he not only said his famous phrase, “A small step for man, a huge leap for humanity,” but then made several comments, communication between him, the other astronauts and the control center. However, just on returning to […]

Vatican City (AP) – At a press conference held this morning in St. Peter’s Square, Microsoft Corporation and the Vatican announced that the software industry giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified amount of common stock of Microsoft Corp. “If the transaction is carried out […]

Chain message type 1: First, if you do not send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a crazy goat and you will be thrown from the top floor of a tall building and fall in a pile of manure. Is seriously! Because […]

How can I know how many lives my cat has left? The black box of the planes is indestructible … why will not they do the whole plane of that same material? Did Red Riding Hood have anything to do with the communist party? Do the fish drink water? Why […]

aerostatic balloon, comic story A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes that he is lost. While doing some maneuvers he sees a guy walking through the field. The man makes the balloon descend a few meters and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I […]

MONDAY  I was alone at home. My wife is absent all week. It is a change that comes from pearls. I feel that the Dog and I are going to have a great time. I have prepared a rigorous program of activities, and I know exactly what time I will get up, how long […]

Until now I thought that the worst sentence an aunt can say is: “We have to talk …”. But no, the worst phrase you can say is: “I love you too … but only as a friend”.  That means that for her you are the most sympathetic in the world, the […]

The young King Arthur was surprised and imprisoned by the monarch of the neighboring kingdom while hunting furtively in their forests. The king could have killed him in the act, because such was the punishment for those who violated the laws of property, but was moved by the youth and […]

Two nuns left the convent to sell biscuits. One of them was known as Sister Matematica (HM) and the other as Sister Logica (HL). It was getting dark and they were still very far from the convent: HL- Did you notice that a man is following us a while ago? […]

Given the irregular situation of the last elections in the US, the United Nations has formed a commission of international observers for the recount of votes in the State of Florida. Next, the list of the observers that will be coming to supervise and guarantee the elections: Germany: Herr Doktor […]

The president went to visit a class of 4th. Degree of a Primary School . His arrival came during a discussion about words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to participate in the discussion about the meaning of the word “tragedy”. Then, the enlightened […]