A mountain of a man has a high-pitched squeaky voice, so after years of rejection he goes to the doctor. The doctor does lab work, examines the guy all over, and sits down with the man. “Well,” the doctor says, “all your labs, including your testosterone level, are absolutely normal. […]
Barack Obama walks into a bar but he is invisible
Barack Obama walks into a bar but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says “Ok, I’ll bite. Why are you invisible?” Barack says “Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it.” “And then…importantly…A genie came out.” “The genie said I could have…3 […]