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    Tom was walking down the street when he sees

    Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this? The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes […] More

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    Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment

    Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment in the army. They were inseparable and spent their evenings drinking together. After retirement, they went to different states and settled. However, they kept correspondence through letters and e-mails. To keep the memory of their boozing bouts alive, Tom always filled two glasses with rum and water […] More

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    Peter loves to drink at the local bar

    Peter loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he’s at the bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immediately falls to the floor. He tries this a few more times, but each time he falls to the floor. People offered to help […] More

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    I was in Venice Beach in January

    I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johny, there is black rooster alright? […] More

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    A man met a wonderful woman

    A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women – a blonde, a brunette, […] More

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    A man comes home late one night

    A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!” This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar. “Do you have golden chairs?” “Yes.” “Do you have golden glasses?” “Yes.” […] More

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    A woman went to town for shopping

    A woman went to town for shopping and she found this newagey shop. Curious she went in and looked around when she saw this huge di* sitting in a corner behind some stuff. She asked the shopowner about it and he told her it’s a magical voo* di. Whatever you say, the di will magically […] More

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