A man and his wife and his mother in law went on vacation to the Holy Land.. While they were there, the mother in law passed away. The undertaker told them you can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for […]
A man stumbled home late last night, after another evening of drinking with his buddies.Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway. As he caught […]
A mans wife asks him to go to the store to buy her cigarettes.He walks there only to find it closed. So, he goes into a nearby bar to use their vending machine.At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of […]
Wife: Dear..do you remember what saree I was wearing when u came to see me…for the first time. Husband: No..I don’t remember. Wife: see..u don’t love me at all. Husband: its not like that honey.. A person going to keep his head on the railway track will not be checking […]
A distressed women calls her boyfriend asking him to come over urgently as she had a dillema. He went over as fast as he could and found her holding her head down and upset. He asked her what was wrong and she said that she was having trouble putting together […]
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited – she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next […]
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie turns to Marv and says, “Ya know, we went to a new restaurant last night and had the best meal ever. Great prices, too.” Marv smiles and says, “Well, we like to eat out […]
A father had five sons. They were all very successful with the exception of the youngest one. The oldest is a doctor, second oldest was a lawyer, third one is an engineer, fourth one is a scientist and the last son was a lazy bum, unemployed and never amount to […]
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn.” Next day her mom asked her daughter: “Had you a good day?” The […]
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man […]
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their […]
My bf is going on a trip and I thought it’d be fun to give him a joke and tell the punchline when he gets home. Only thing is we were on a time crunch and I just said the first thing that came to mind which was: What do […]
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out […]
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