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    A police officer pulls over a driver and 

    A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” […] More

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    A woman starts dating a doctor

    A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, “I know what we’ll do. […] More

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    A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender

    A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, “I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop.” The bartender said, “There is no way you can do that. Sure, I’ll […] More

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    Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment

    Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment in the army. They were inseparable and spent their evenings drinking together. After retirement, they went to different states and settled. However, they kept correspondence through letters and e-mails. To keep the memory of their boozing bouts alive, Tom always filled two glasses with rum and water […] More

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    A young couple just married

    A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pan** to his bride and said, “here put these on.” She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t […] More

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    Three guys were sitting in a biker bar

    Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, […] More

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    A man comes home late one night

    A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!” This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar. “Do you have golden chairs?” “Yes.” “Do you have golden glasses?” “Yes.” […] More

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    A woman went to town for shopping

    A woman went to town for shopping and she found this newagey shop. Curious she went in and looked around when she saw this huge di* sitting in a corner behind some stuff. She asked the shopowner about it and he told her it’s a magical voo* di. Whatever you say, the di will magically […] More

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    A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks

    A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of mouthwash. “I’m not selling you that,” says the druggist. “You’ll drink it for the alcohol and get sick outside my door!” “Not true!” insists the drunk. “I have my first date in over a year, and I want to make a good impression.”“Oh, […] More

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