A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry!” So, the wife goes […]
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to […]
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?” […]
Three newlywed couples were having breakfast together at the honeymoon hotel’s restaurant. When the food finally arrived, the first husband, eager to display his love for his bride said, “Pass the honey, honey.” Not to be outdone, the second husband said “Pass the sugar, sugar.” The third wife looked at […]
One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for breakfast. Their waitress serves them their food, […]
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days […]
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes into pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can’t help himself and asks Bubba what his secret […]
A couple got married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he said. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table […]
An elderly couple visit there local chemist. The husband goes up to the cashier. “can i have some condoms miss” “Where going on a naughty weekend” Cashier replies “but you folk must be nearly 70 there is no chance of your wife getting pregnant” “I know” says the old man […]
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if […]
Two old couples are out for a walkand the women are walking up ahead with the men following. One guy is telling the other guy about a restaurant he and his wife went to but he can’t remember the name of it, so he asks “What’s that flower that has […]
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll […]
A couple is walking through the streets of Paris. It starts to rain heavily. He: “Here, take my backpack, darling, and hold it above your head.”–She: “But what about you, my love?! I don’t want you to get wet!”–He: “Ah, don’t worry, petal. I have an umbrella.”
