Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a con**, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued smoking.
First Lady: Whats that?
Second Lady: A con**. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it?
Second Lady : You can get them at any drugstore. T
he next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of con**. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at
her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.