A man walks into a bar with a lizard

A man walks into a bar with a lizard

A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar

and asks for a pint for himself and a

half pint for Tiny, his lizard.
The barman looks a little taken aback but serves him and Tiny.

Finally, curiosity gets the better of him;

Barman: Why do you call him Tiny?


Man: Because he’s my newt.

It pays to be prepared to teach newt, lizard and

minute afterwards, but expect a few

groans as the penny drops!

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