A 75 year old man, his hair is completely white, marries a 22 year old girl and she gets pregnant. Nine months later he is siting in the maternity ward, talking to the nurse. “Hey! Well how’d I do?” The nurse says “she had twins!” “Hehehe! Just goes to show, […]
It was the last week of school . Johnny Cook, a bus driver in Haralson County, Georgia, couldn’t believe it when a middle-schooler approached him and told him he was hungry. The reason? His lunch card was 40 cents short, so he didn’t get to eat lunch that day. Cook […]
A boy Name Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden. The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the boy. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.” […]
Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to. It’s greed and self centered people. Especially in family. Working together toward a common goal it’s the ‘me’ factor. The ‘you work for me.’ I’ll grab as much as I can for me factor. Especially in the death of a […]
These 15 relationship truths may be a bit difficult to accept at times, but in the end, they will help you weed out the wrong relationships, make room for the right ones, and nurture the people who are most important to you. 1.Some relationships will be blessings, others will serve […]
This man follows his wife every morning without her knowing. Sounds strange doesn’t it? It’s not because he doesn’t trust her. In fact, his reason is a lot deeper. This is an incredibly touching short film (it’s only 8 minutes but I guarantee you won’t want to stop watching once […]
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant’s ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the […]
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on the intercom and says “I hate to have to tell you this folk, but we might not walk away from […]
A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma replied: “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my […]
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks “…How did it go?” “I died of shame”…he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said […]
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange […]
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says ‘who was the pig that […]
