A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both grew up. He has a job in the same town, and occasionally, on his walk home from work, he goes into the bookstore and sneaks a look at “The Joy of Se” to find a new […]
A mountain of a man has a high-pitched squeaky voice, so after years of rejection he goes to the doctor. The doctor does lab work, examines the guy all over, and sits down with the man. “Well,” the doctor says, “all your labs, including your testosterone level, are absolutely normal. […]
An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden. The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?” “No, sir. Don’t need one.” These here are my pet fish.” “Pet fish??” the game warden barked. “Yep. Once a […]
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my test**** black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, […]
A blonde was walking to her friend’s house. There were 3 boys playing nearby. Seeing the blonde, they stopped her and said “Can you please climb up this tree and get our kite? We tried and failed!” The blonde says “Sure” and quickly climbs the tree… but doesn’t see the […]
A couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they’d like. The husband eagerly says, “Give it all to me!” The couple returns home with a […]
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, […]
Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing nak** around his John Deere. “What are you doing!” asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, “My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do […]
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned […]
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get […]
One day, the three daughters told the farmer that they were all going on a date. So, the farmer, being the protective father he was, grabbed his shotgun and walked outside. Suddenly, a car pulled in, and a man stepped out it. He went up to the farmer and said: […]
A man comes into a bar. and says to the bartender: ‘If I can show you something you’ve never seen, would you give me free drinks?’ The bartender laughs and says: ‘I have seen so much already, I doubt you can, but the bet is on.’ The man reaches into […]
A cowboy is captured by a native war party. As he is bound in the middle of the camp, the chief comes up to him and says “in this land, we grant prisoners of war three days before they are executed. Each day, the prisoner can make one request and […]
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