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Two guys sneak into a farmers orchard
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A young officer is working late at the Pentagon
A mother was teaching his child
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A young lady is working at an old peoples home

On March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A young lady is working at an old peoples home

A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset. “What’s the matter?” She asks “I’ve got no-one to pass these onto to when I go”. Says the old man, looking at his […]

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A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady

On March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady

A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” He looked downcast, “No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.” “Oh, I’m […]

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Blonde who needed money badly

On March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
Blonde who needed money badly

There was this blonde who needed money badly. She then decides to kidnap a little boy. She finds a boy then she brings him to the playground, she explains to him that she has kidnapped him for money, then she writes a ransom note saying that she has kidnapped their […]

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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping

On March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” – the blonde replies. “Okay, where do […]

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A drunk on his way home from a bar

On March 14, 2023March 14, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A drunk on his way home from a bar

A drunk on his way home from a bar one night realizes that he has dropped his keys. He gets down on his hands and knees and starts groping around beneath a lamppost. A policeman asks what he’s doing. “I lost my keys in the park,” says the drunk. “Then […]

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Jim and Danielles first date

On March 14, 2023March 14, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
Jim and Danielles first date

It was Valentine’s day and Jim and Danielles first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start.The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema’s concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence […]

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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap

On March 14, 2023March 14, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. “What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package […]

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A college economics professor could not help

On March 14, 2023March 14, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A college economics professor could not help

A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. […]

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A teacher goes around her class asking

On March 14, 2023March 14, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A teacher goes around her class asking

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, “A computer.” Teacher replies “That’d be very useful” 2nd kid says “A new lawn mower.” Teacher replies with a similar response… Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house […]

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Little Johnny was walking down the hallway

On March 14, 2023March 14, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway

Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after […]

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A mother went to wake up her son

On March 14, 2023March 14, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A mother went to wake up her son

Early one morning a mother went to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “Buy why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, […]

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A man in a pub asks for a beer

On March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A man in a pub asks for a beer

A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?” “Certainly,” says the barman, “that’ll be two dollars.” “Two dollars?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the […]

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A man went to the Police Station

On March 13, 2023 By Sofia Fredda
A man went to the Police Station

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my […]

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