A group of married couples get together for a Christmas dinner. When the last couple arrives, the wife is immediately showing off her present from her husband.
“Look at what my Harold bought me!”, she exclaims as she holds up her hand with a diamond the size of a baseball on it.
All the other wives gather around her oohing and ahhing over her new ring.
One of the other husbands whispers to Harold, “I thought she wanted a new car?”
“She did”, answers Harold. “But I don’t know where to buy a fake Mercedes”.