A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children
posed a problem…The mother gets up and says to the judge that
since she brought the children into this world, she should retain
custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so
the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly
rose from his chair and replied, “Your Honor, when I put a dollar
in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the
Coke belong to me or the machine?”