A man and his wife were in divorce court

A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children

posed a problem…The mother gets up and says to the judge that

since she brought the children into this world, she should retain

custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so

the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly

rose from his chair and replied, “Your Honor, when I put a dollar

in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the

Coke belong to me or the machine?”

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