Old stingy lawyer was dying

Old stingy lawyer was dying

An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying;

“You can’t take it with you.” He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw

enough money to fill two pillowcases. His plan: Put the bags directly over his bed and

when he died grab them on his way up to heaven. One day the old ambulance chaser

died. When his wife was up cleaning in the attic one day, she came across the

forgotten pillowcases. She then said to herself, “That old fool. I knew he should have

had me put them in the basement!”

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