An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying;
“You can’t take it with you.” He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw
enough money to fill two pillowcases. His plan: Put the bags directly over his bed and
when he died grab them on his way up to heaven. One day the old ambulance chaser
died. When his wife was up cleaning in the attic one day, she came across the
forgotten pillowcases. She then said to herself, “That old fool. I knew he should have
had me put them in the basement!”