After five years of toil at a Wall

After five years of toil at a Wall Street law firm, an associate was burning the midnight

oil at his office.


Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and a tower of smoke burst from the floor. Satan

stepped out of the smoke, and addressed the lawyer. “I understand you’d give

absolutely anything to make partner,” said the devil, “So I’ve come here to make you

an offer. I’ll make you a partner, but in return I will take the souls of your wife, your

parents, your children, your grandchildren, and all of your friends.”


The lawyer looked strangely puzzled, and thought hard for several minutes. Finally, he

turned to Satan and asked,


“What’s the catch?”

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