A large two engine train was crossing America

A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance

one of the engines broke down.

“No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power.

Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a

standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train

had stopped, and made the following announcement:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is

that both engines have failed, and we have no power. The good news is that this is a

train and not a plane.”

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