A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins

to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the

passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency

situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time

to get to them. Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over to open the door.

The pilots screams at him, “Didn’t you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to stay

afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!”.


“Of course I heard you”, the man replied, “but it’s also designed to fly, and look how

good that one worked out!!”

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