A woman walks into the produce section

A woman walks into the produce section of the supermarket
And asks the man stocking oranges, “Excuse me sir, where can I find the broccoli?”

The man replies, “I’m sorry ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli but we’ll have some tomorrow.”

The woman walks away. Comes back a few minutes later, taps the man on the shoulder and says, “Where’s the broccoli? I can’t find the broccoli!”

The man says, “Ma’am I already told you we don’t have any broccoli. We’ll have some tomorrow.”

The woman walks away. Comes back a few minutes later, “I STILL CAN’T FIND THE BROCCOLI I LOOKED EVERYWHERE!”

The man looks at her strangely and says, “How do you spell ‘cat’ like in ‘catastrophe’?”

The woman says, “C-A-T.”

The man says, “Great, now how do you spell ‘dog’ like in ‘dogmatic’?”

“D-O-G.”

“Good, now how do you spell ‘fuck’ like in ‘broccoli’?”

The woman says, “There is no ‘fuck’ in ‘broccoli’.”

The man says, “THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY!”

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