Mommy got mad at me today

Mommy got mad at me today

Little Billy: “Mommy got mad at me today.”

Little Susie: “Really? Why?”

Little Billy: “This morning she said, ‘I wish I had some new clothes.

If people came to visit, they’d think I was the cook.’

An’ I said, ‘They wouldn’t think that for

long if they stayed for dinner.'”

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