Little Billy: “Mommy got mad at me today.” Little Susie: “Really? Why?” Little Billy: “This morning she said, ‘I wish I had some new clothes. If people came to visit, they’d think I was the cook.’ An’ I said, ‘They wouldn’t think that for long if they stayed for dinner.’”
Barack Obama walks into a bar but he is invisible
Barack Obama walks into a bar but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says “Ok, I’ll bite. Why are you invisible?” Barack says “Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it.” “And then…importantly…A genie came out.” “The genie said I could have…3 […]