A firearm cartridge walks into a bar. And sees a pretty lady sadly nursing a beer
“Why the long face?” asks the cartridge
“My father, he’s gone missing” the woman replied
“Damn, well I’ll try and look out for him. What’s his name?”
“Oswald Ulysses Tobin” says the woman, ” Though most just call him by his initials”
The cartridge considered this, and replied: “Wanna come round my place?”