A duck walks into a tavern and orders a beer.The bartender thinks “Wow, a talking duck,” and pours him a beer. The bartender asks “I don’t think I’ve seen you in here before. Do you live in the neighborhood?” The duck says “No, I live across town. I’m a drywaller, […]
A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital
A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back… A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand. ” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts, “Can’t! […]