Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,”

“I think librarians are the easiest to operate on,” said the second. “You open them up and

everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

“I like to operate on electricians,” said the third. “You open them up and everything inside is

color-coded.” “I like to operate on lawyers,” said the fourth. “They’re heartless, spineless,

gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable.”

“I like engineers,” said the fifth. “They always understand when you have a few parts left over at

the end…”

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