Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately
clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
“Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d
allow me.” she told him.
“Oh, no, I’ll be all right once I get to hospital.” the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying
in the fetal position, still clasping his hands between his legs. At her persistence, however, he
finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered the most tender and artful massage for several long minutes until he
exploded in his pants. She smiled shyly and asked, “How does that feel?”. “Feels great, but I still
think my thumb’s broken!”