A new tenant moved into the apartment across – funny jokes and humor

A new tenant moved into the apartment across

A new tenant moved into the apartment across from me….
A couple of days later there was a knock at the door,

I opened the door and there stood the most stunningly beautiful woman I’d ever seen and , as far as I knew, all she was wearing

what a mid thigh length satin nightgown which was tied at the waist and just barely covered her massive breasts.

She smiled and asked if she could borrow some sugar.

I stammered a quick yes and got her a cup but we stood in the hallway chatting for a moment.

I found it difficult to concentrate as her gown seemed to slowly part showing more and more, and my cock got harder and harder with the view.

Suddenly she looked around then whispered

“ I hear someone coming, maybe we should carry on the conversation in my apartment “.

She grabbed my hand and we quickly entered her apartment.

She closed the door then turning towards me she slowly undid her robe, letting it fall too the floor. She was now completely naked.

“ Well?” She said seductively, “ what do you think is my best feature?”

“ your ears”, I replied softly as I gazed in wonder

“ my ears?” She replied questioningly

“Yeah, when you said I can hear someone coming…. It was me”

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