Two Irish pilots were attempting to land their jet. but the runway was the shortest they had ever landed on!
Paddy, the chief pilot, slammed on the brakes the minute they hit the runway.
The plane skidded, the brakes squealed, and the two pilots fought desperately with the controls until the jet finally came to a stop just before the end of the runway.
“Jaysus Seamus” said Paddy to his copilot.
“That was close! They really need to make this runway longer, we nearly went off the end!”
“Yeah, but Paddy” Said the copilot.
“Look at how WIDE it is”.
Bonus Irish Joke, (I am Irish, so it’s ok!):
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.