When Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon for the first time, he not only said his famous phrase, “A small step for man, a huge leap for humanity,” but then made several comments, communication between him, the other astronauts and the control center. However, just on returning to the capsule he said something enigmatic:

  • Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.

Many people at NASA thought it would be a casual comment about some rival Soviet cosmonaut. However, after checking it, no Gorsky was found in any space program, neither Russian nor North American. Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong about the meaning of his comment, “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky,” but Armstrong just smiled and said nothing.

But some years ago (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay, Florida), while answering questions after a speech, a reporter brought out the famous 26-year-old question. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When I was a kid, I was playing baseball in the backyard with a friend. He hit a ball hard and made it land in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. These were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.

When Neil bent down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky yelling at Mr. Gorsky:
“Oral sex ?! Do you want oral sex ?! You will have oral sex when the neighbor’s boy walks by the moon!

It’s a true story.

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