Chain message type 1:
First, if you do not send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a crazy goat and you will be thrown from the top floor of a tall building and fall in a pile of manure. Is seriously! Because this letter is not like the others, THIS is TRUTH! Seriously!!!!
This is what really happens:
If you send this to 1 person: 1 person will be angry with you for sending a stupid message chain.
If you send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain message.
If you send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain message, and they can be a threat to you.
If you send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain message, and they will burn your house. Thank you!!!!!! Luck!!!!!!
Chain message type 2:
Hello, and thanks for reading this message. You see, there is a little boy dying of hunger in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, no dog to bark at him. The life of this little boy could be saved, since each time this letter is re-sent, a dollar will be donated to the Fund Pro Hungry Little Boys without Arms or Legs or Parents or Dogs That Bark at Baklaliviatatlaglooshen. Remember, there is no way to count all these emails and this is pure straw. So do it. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and remember – if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thank you!!!!
Message in chain type 3:
Hello!!! Chain letters have existed since 1897. That’s incredible because before there was no e-mail and probably there were not that many little letters writing letters either. So this works like this. Pass it to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you.
Something like:
Stupid Terror Story # 1
Petra Lopez was going home from school on a Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She stumbled and fell into a sewer, and was taken by a river of shit to a waterfall, where it fell. Not only was it smelling bad, it was also dead.
This can happen to you !!
Stupid Story of Terror # 2:
Jaimito Pérez, a 13-year-old boy, received a chain letter by e-mail, and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car, and his boyfriend was also run over (hey, today you do not know). The two died and went to hell. They continued to suffer in hell condemned to eat cats until eternity.
This can happen to you !!
Remember, you can end up like Petra and Jaimito. Just send this letter to all your friends and everything will be fine.
Chain message type 4:
As if you cared, here I send you a poem that I wrote. Send it to all your friends:
Friends:
A friend is the one who is always by your side.
A friend is the one who does not care that you smell shit.
A friend is the one who does not care that you are horrible.
A friend is the one who cleans you after you shit.
A friend is the one who stays with you all night while you cry for your pathetic life.
A friend is one who pretends to like you when he really thinks you should be raped by a herd of wild goats and then eaten by hungry dogs.
A friend is the one who cleans your toilet bowl, vacuums the carpet, charges and leaves … ah no, that’s the maid.
A friend is not the one who sends you chain letters so that HIS wishes to be rich come true.
Now, pass it on !! Otherwise, you will have a slow and painful death, eaten alive by African worms.
Chain Message Type 5 (extra):
Fwd: FW: re: VIRUS
If you receive an email entitled “my mother ate your dog” do not open it because it contains a virus of Asian origin that will cause a nuclear explosion on your hard drive, killing you and your entire environment. To make matters worse, before running, the virus will be sent to all addresses in your directory and all addresses of the directories of your friends and family.
This information was published this morning on the NASA website, on the IBM website and Disneyland website.
This virus is very dangerous and there is no antivirus. Pass the information to all the people who can, and with a little luck we will collapse the network.
Remember, the moral of the story is that if you receive one of those chain messages, ignore them. If it’s a joke or something, send it, but if not, go for a walk in the weeds.