Damn Funny

A man crossed a street one day when a frog called him, “If you kiss me, I will become a beautiful princess!” The man bent down, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. Then the frog started talking again and said, “If you kiss me and turn […]

I must anticipate that I am a Coop and Migros child and appreciate these two loyal companions but sometimes strange things happen. (Note: Coop and Migros are department stores in Switzerland) So I stood at a Coop checkout in the queue and was pleased that I had only two customers […]

Yesterday I phoned some celebrities and asked them the following question: “What do you say to the World Cup preliminary round of the German team?” Here are the answers: Uwe Seeler: That was clear. Only the HSV! Jenny Jürgens: The next time will be better – but please with Sané! […]

Recently I applied to a Munich artist agency for the cast of the main role of the planned film (comedy) “Beautiful Cow Seeks Organic Farmers”. My detailed CV – a very varied Vita – I have not just enclosed a recent full body photo of me, but also this cover […]

On a large football field, in front of a goal are a footballer in a jersey and a reporter with a microphone. Behind the two you can see how the last spectators slowly, silently and with a disappointed expression leave the field. A spectator slowly rolls a small flag and sneaks past […]

Seriously. That’s not possible. We have a right to just about everything. If not, we complain. Maybe only half public, so that not everyone hears it. But, NO PARKING AT ALDI? That’s a big deal. You do not believe that until you have experienced it yourself. And just before the […]

As you know, the plural of Atlas is “Atlases”, and that of Solo is “Soli”. But does the valued reader and the esteemed reader also know what the singular of “confetti” must mean? Oh well, you thought “confetti” could still top her with an attached “s”. Ha noi !. The […]

Good day, how are you?” Even the older pardon, ‘more experienced’ generations have slowly admitted that the times of this almost unrestrained and completely unkempt parlance are over once and for all. “Finally,” it escapes the one or other fifties, this miserable youth language was replaced by a decent and […]

The contractions had begun three hours ago, at 14.30 clock. They were not very violent yet. Lore and Matthias were in good spirits that they could do it. “Not today,” said Lore and Matthias agreed, “Not today, not on this day.” “We should have calculated that better.” “Already, but who […]

The sea rushed as Mandy opened his eyes. she thought to herself. She stood up carefully and stretched her wings and legs. Slowly she hopped to the edge of the nest, too excited to run. She looked back at her brother who was still asleep. , And already Mandy hopped out of the nest. The nest […]

As Sophie looks through the windowpane in her nursery school, she sees heavy raindrops falling to the floor. Plitsch, splash, splish, splash. The Kita garden is already very wet. The swing, the seesaw, the small wooden house, everything is wet. Also in the Buddelkasten have already formed deep puddles. She wanted to go to the […]

Now I have had contact with a special boy for almost 2 months. We both really liked each other and we kept writing. Then one day I went to the chat group of my girls and me. They wrote each other that they have created a fake account on Insta and sent password […]

In every city you will find the street musicians. Some make music to supplement their studies financially, but some are poor and are dependent on every coin people in the past go throw them in the provided hat. But there is also the other side of the music. Children of […]