A man from West Virginia finds out his daughter is dating a man from Virginia.
So the guy questions his daughter about the guy, finding out his name is Clarence. But he
doesn’t like the sound of this guy. Well one day the daughter comes home crying and runs to
her room, telling her dad that it’s because of Clarence. So the dad gets his oldest son, they get
in the car and start driving towards Virginia. The son asks “What are we doing?” And the dad
angrily replies “We’re gonna go have a ‘talk’ with this here Clarence.” They keep driving. Just as
they reach the tunnel leading into Virginia, the dad slams on his brakes, and frantically turns
the car around and starts headed back. The son asks “What’s going on? I thought we were
going to go talk to Clarence?” The dad looks at his son and says “Didn’t you see the sign
above the tunnel? Clarence is 13 ft tall!”