A man married two women, Kate for her money, an Edith for her body.
He regularly spent 2 weeks of each month at each wife’s home
and of course neither Kate nor Edith was aware of the other wife.
One day, he slipped up and Kate found phone messages to Edith.
Kate called Edith and after talking a bit, both reported him and he was arrested.
The charges: having his Kate and Edith too.