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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would
you mind if I crossed your field instead of going
around it? You see, I have to catch
the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And
if my bull sees you, you’ll
even catch the 4:11 one.”