A man asks a farmer near a field

A man asks a farmer near a field

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would

you mind if I crossed your field instead of going

around it? You see, I have to catch

the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And

if my bull sees you, you’ll

even catch the 4:11 one.”

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