A 65 year old blonde has a baby

A 65 year old blonde has a baby

A 65 year old blonde has a baby. All her relatives come to visit

and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to

see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later

they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.”

Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says,

“When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait

until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

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