An elderly guy goes to the doctor about his flatulence
He tells the doctor that he had these silent but horrible smelling farts.
He says that at church he
can feel one coming on but when he lets it squeeze out
they are really smelly but silent, and it’s very embarrassing.
He tells the doc the same thing happens at home.
He feels one coming on and once he lets
loose it’s silent but the smell is horrible.
The man asks the doctor what might be the problem and what to do about it.
The doctor says,
“Well first of all you’re deaf.”