Danny is out with his friends

Danny is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother’s house

for a visit.

There’s a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.

So Danny and his friends start snacking on them.

When they’re ready to leave, his friends say, “Nice to meet you, ma’am,

And thank you for the peanuts.”

Then Grandma says,

“You’re welcome. Eat all you want. Ever since I lost my dentures,

all I can do is suck the chocolate off ’em.”

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