A gang of bikers are hanging out in a gay bar when one of them gets up on the bar, unzips his
pants and reveals a snapping turtle clamped down hard, hanging off the tip of his manhood.
He pokes the turtle in the eyes and it lets go and falls onto the bar, and he asks if there’s
anyone there who is brave enough to do the same.
Little fella in the back of the bar says he’ll do if
he promises not to poke him in the eyes.