A woman was visiting her elderly mother in a mental hospital when a guy entered the ward,
waving his arms about and making beeping noises. “Excuse me,” said the woman. “What are
you doing?” “I’m driving my car,” he replied cheerily. “Beep, beep!”
“But you’re in a mental hospital,” she tried to explain. “You’re not in a car.” “Don’t tell him that,”
cried one of the janitors.
“He pays me $20 a week to wash it.”