An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde
woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde
joke?” The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not
if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…”