There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says
“Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day
to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed”
They comfort her, and the redhead says “Yeah, well
I found a fake I. D. In my daughter’s purse. I cannot believe
she has one”. So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says
“That’s nothing. I found a co*** in my daughter’s purse. I just cannot believe she has a pe*”**