I cannot believe she smokes weed

There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says

“Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day

to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed”

They comfort her, and the redhead says “Yeah, well

I found a fake I. D. In my daughter’s purse. I cannot believe

she has one”. So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says

“That’s nothing. I found a co*** in my daughter’s purse. I just cannot believe she has a pe*”**

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