A blonde was walking to her friend’s house. There were 3 boys playing nearby. Seeing the blonde, they stopped her and said
“Can you please climb up this tree and get our kite? We tried and failed!”
The blonde says “Sure” and quickly climbs the tree… but doesn’t see the kite anywhere.
She climbs back down and tells the kids, to which they act disappointed but thank her for looking.
She gets to her friend’s house and tells her what just happened.
Friend : “You are so dumb! They tricked you! They just wanted to see your pan***!!”
Blonde: “Ha! The trick’s on them! I wasn’t wearing any!”