Month: May 2019

Everything is clear with us, but nobody knows. We do not know what we want, but we are resolute. We are ready for anything, but useless Cooperative hectic replaces mental calm. Knowledge is power; Knowing nothing does not matter. Everyone can be used here and be it as a deterrent […]

Who won World War II and who finished second? What is a silver dollar made of? Explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity or write your name in block letters! Spell: a) Dog b) Cat c) Potato When do the ten o’clock news begin? How many commandments were given to Moses? There […]

In our farm, a baby was found and delivered to the office. The boss demanded immediate investigation and clarification as to whether this boulder was a product of the company and whether one or more employees were involved. After four weeks of examination, we are convinced that the infant can […]

Do not come to me with salary increase! Have you no honor in the body? Do you even know how little they work !!!!! Apparently, you do not worry about it! It’s time for you to become knowledgeable! Therefore, after hours of calculations and analyzes, I have the following crystallizes […]

Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lit place with enough freshly sharpened pencils · Call your mails · Read the task carefully to make sure you understand it · Go to the vending machine and get a coffee, which promotes concentration. · Call your mails. · Stop by […]

A group of engineers and a group of economists ride the train togetherto a conference. Every business administrator has a ticket, but the whole group of engineers has only one ticket. Suddenly, one of the engineers calls out, “The conductor is coming!”, Whereupon all the engineers squeeze into one of […]

To every law gescheh ‘ that’s the ABGB. So has the culprit in damages to restore the old state; Because this would still exist , if the Gescheh’ne not gescheh’n . A cyclist in a hurry Yesterday drives through the city. He does not respect the path’s exactly and drives […]

A man crossed a street one day when a frog called him, “If you kiss me, I will become a beautiful princess!” The man bent down, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. Then the frog started talking again and said, “If you kiss me and turn […]

I must anticipate that I am a Coop and Migros child and appreciate these two loyal companions but sometimes strange things happen. (Note: Coop and Migros are department stores in Switzerland) So I stood at a Coop checkout in the queue and was pleased that I had only two customers […]

Yesterday I phoned some celebrities and asked them the following question: “What do you say to the World Cup preliminary round of the German team?” Here are the answers: Uwe Seeler: That was clear. Only the HSV! Jenny Jürgens: The next time will be better – but please with Sané! […]

Recently I applied to a Munich artist agency for the cast of the main role of the planned film (comedy) “Beautiful Cow Seeks Organic Farmers”. My detailed CV – a very varied Vita – I have not just enclosed a recent full body photo of me, but also this cover […]

On a large football field, in front of a goal are a footballer in a jersey and a reporter with a microphone. Behind the two you can see how the last spectators slowly, silently and with a disappointed expression leave the field. A spectator slowly rolls a small flag and sneaks past […]

Seriously. That’s not possible. We have a right to just about everything. If not, we complain. Maybe only half public, so that not everyone hears it. But, NO PARKING AT ALDI? That’s a big deal. You do not believe that until you have experienced it yourself. And just before the […]