The man and the talking frog

A man crossed a street one day when a frog called him, “If you kiss me, I will become a beautiful princess!”

The man bent down, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

Then the frog started talking again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll tell everyone how smart and brave and what a hero you are to me!”

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at him and put it back.

Then the frog started talking again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will love you for a whole week and accompany you everywhere!”

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at him and put it back.

Then the frog called from the bottom of the bag: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a year and do whatever you want!”

Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at him and put it back.

Then the frog asked, “What’s wrong with you? I told you that I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year and do whatever you want, why do not you kiss me?”

The man replied, “Look, I’m a programmer, I do not have time for a friend – but a talking frog is cool …”

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