A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door:“Stay where you are.” She said.“He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a […]
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, […]
A man goes in for a job interview
A man goes in for a job interview. Interviewer: “So what’s your biggest strength?” Man: “I have excellent memory.” Interviewer: “Ok, give me an example.” Man: “Of what?” Interviewer: “You just said you have excellent memory.” Man: “Damn, yeah I do, how did you know that?” Interviewer: “Because you just […]