A man goes to a restaurant
A man is hungry and decides to visit a restaurant he heard good things about.
Goes in, sees diners eating delicious looking food, all served on the finest porcelain china.
A waiter takes the man to an empty table and hands him a menu. The man peruses it for a moment, then decides he wants to try the Eggs Benedict.
“Very well” says the waiter, and returns a few minutes later with the meal on a hubcap.
“Everyone else gets these fancy plates, why did you bring me my food on a hubcap?” asks the man.
“Because,” the waiter sighs, “there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.