A woman in her early twenties goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud […]
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, […]
A man goes in for a job interview
A man goes in for a job interview. Interviewer: “So what’s your biggest strength?” Man: “I have excellent memory.” Interviewer: “Ok, give me an example.” Man: “Of what?” Interviewer: “You just said you have excellent memory.” Man: “Damn, yeah I do, how did you know that?” Interviewer: “Because you just […]