Before her wedding, a young bride got more and more nervous about the wedding ceremony
so she went to see the minister. He reassured her by pointing out that the ceremony
was quite simple. “You enter the church and walk up the AISLE.
The groom will be waiting for you at the ALTAR.
Everyone will then sing a HYMN to start the ceremony,” said the minister.
Just remember the order and everything will be fine. On their wedding day, the bride
remembered the order and arrived alongside the groom muttering to herself,
“AISLE, ALTAR, HYMN, AISLE ALTER, HYMN”
or as the groom thought he heard: “I’ll alter him!”