A man goes in for a job interview. Interviewer: “So what’s your biggest strength?”
Man: “I have excellent memory.”
Interviewer: “Ok, give me an example.”
Man: “Of what?”
Interviewer: “You just said you have excellent memory.”
Man: “Damn, yeah I do, how did you know that?”
Interviewer: “Because you just told me.”
Man: “No I didn’t, if I had told you I’d remember. I have excellent memory.”
Interviewer: “Give me an example then.”
Man: “Of what?”
Interviewer: “Alright nevermind, let’s just move on.”
Man: “Move on from where?”
Interviewer: “From that question.”
Man: “What question?”
Interviewer: “The memory question.”
Man: “No I don’t think I asked you that.”
Interviewer: “Wow, your memory is dogshit.”
Man: “Yeah, I have really bad memory.”
Interviewer: “Then why didn’t you just say that from the start?”
Man: “Say what?”