Three weeks after her wedding day

Three weeks after her wedding day Joanna called the

vicar who had married her.


“Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I

have had a dreadful fight!”


“Calm down, my child,” said the Reverend, “it’s not

half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage

has to have its first fight!”


“I know, I know!” said Joanna, “but what on

earth am I going to do with the body?”

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