A man dies of heart failure and his wife of 40+ years goes to the funeral home to make arrangements for his burial.
After the funeral director had gone through the usual questions he asked the widow if she had any special requests pertaining to the burial.
She replied, “I want him buried with his bare ass sticking above the ground.”
The funeral director is taken aback as he had never had such a request before and he asked the widow why she wanted such a thing.
Her reply, “I don’t drive so I need a place to park my bicycle when I go to visit him.”