A guy walks into a swanky New York bar A sign just inside the entry reads
“All drinks 15 cents” He asked the bartender if it was 15 dollars
a drink, and the bartender responded “No mistake; I only
charge 15 cents per drink” “Fantastic. But how can you afford
to operate such a plush bar? Do you own it?” “Oh, no!
The owner’s upstairs with my wife. What he’s doing
to her upstairs, I’m doing to him down here”