A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After

the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey,

which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in

disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my

lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I

didn’t know we had a choice.”

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