A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey,
which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in
disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I
didn’t know we had a choice.”